I really don't want to know

... how many of my friends are not quite with it.

No really.

Thanks facebook.

Having had a play of an iPhone, I cannot (at present) see anything other than hype. I agree, they are certainly pushing the mobile evolution forward in terms of UI, but in terms of actual functionality, it’s nothing more than iPod a web browser and a phone.

Please stop trying to convince me that it’s cool… Or I shall have to beat you senseless with my Nokia E70, soon to be a Nokia E90. Granted formfactor is a little difference, but it’s definately more functional than your stinking iBrick.

Super Yacht Cup: the overview

... in 60 seconds

Boring boring boring…

I mostly hate these industry events that we sponsor. Far too muhc money goes into them for very little return, they’re pretentious affairs pandering to a group of people who for the most part shouldn’t be given the acclaim they’re given, and well… they’re VERY boring.

The only good thing out of them is the experience.

You never quite understand the amount of work that goes into provisioning most of these events.

In most cases it’s relatively simple. Show up on the day, setup some banners, put the kettle on, sit round ...

Geek funnies...

... ipv6...

You’ve probably seen it, but still I found it funny.

Friend of mine has been playing with IPv6, and was complaining that the first p0rn site he visited on ipv6 (god, he’s so cliché), had no porn.

So I did a quick lookup:

;; ANSWER SECTION:
www.ipv6porn.com.       86053   IN      AAAA    2001:4978::b00:b1e5

The appropriate bit was highlighted.

Trouble is, only the geeks will ever see this humour.

Geeks

... spanish ones no-less!

Ok, so moof is over for some of his visits and invited me out with a group of local geeks.

An interesting evening. Not least punctuated by work related panic alerts being fired at me from the monitoring system… Not fun, but it all worked itself out.

Hopefully though, I have found some guys who I can bounce some of my ideas off…

OpenID broken...

... well... sortof...

My openid implementation is a wee bit broken at the mo people.

You can signin/register, as long as your openid provider supports the sreg extension. Specifically, it needs to respond with a `nick` and an `email` element.

Sorry folks…

There has to be a better way...

I’ve come up against a submerged rock.

I’ve recently switched from Google feed reader to Liferea. I’ve gotten to critical mass on feeds. Not so much information overload, more like it’s taking too long to skim/read the feeds.

I can’t really stop, because else I’d be clueless as to what’s happening in the world, which is somewhat embarrassing when you make an inappropriate comment to someone and have to explain “I don’t live in the real world”. I don’t watch TV, mostly because it’s bad for my productivity and ...

Beancounters...

... should be seen and occasionally heard...

… not managing engineering teams.

Especially if you understand little about the processes and technology involved.

This is the one part of my job that I really hate. Our beancounter has recently developed a habit of “meddling” in my process, to the point where I’m being micromanaged.

Proposals I’ve been asked to investigate by bossman get blocked, contracts that need signing at the request of the bossman get held and invoices that need to be paid, don’t get paid until the last possible moment.

It’s been my experience that beancounters, while essential for the correct functioning of ...

Openness and interoperability?

...a good thing?...

With the press-release from MS about the various things they’ve done, are doing and are going to do, I thought I’d take a barny over at Port25 (The Microsoft Open Source side of things).

It was an eye-opening experience.

MS have really taken up the baton recently with regards to open source. There’s all sorts of Apache 2.2 briefings and implementation notes regarding various aspects of integrating it with Microsoft Technologies like Active Directory and Server 2008. And that’s just in the quick squizz I gave the site. Some interesting reads…

Though all this interoperability ...

God I was a pretentious fuck...

A belated apology to all that know me

I’ve been cleaning up the rest of the database this evening. I know, I’m a sad little fuckstain.

Anyway, I have been reading over some of the old old old old blog records that are in the archive, and I can only guess that I must have been unbearable as a person. God the pretentiousness is some of those posts is staggering. Like I was god’s gift to the development world.

Jesus christ all fucking mighty.

Therefore, to those that know me, I can only offer my sincere apologies for the utter fuckwittery that you must have ...

PostgreSQL, I love you...

... if only it could have my children...

I love postgresql. It’s the most wonderful thing since sliced bread.

Specifically, the tsearch2 that comes with it in the contrib directory. Makes my life so much easier.

I’m so glad that theo inflicted postgres on me all those years ago. It’s such a relief to just be able to use real SQL, instead of the cut-down pseudo SQL that MySQL implements.

And before you go harping on about version 5, please note: PostgreSQL has supported SQL 99 syntax for a metric fucktonne longer than your toy RDBMS. I’d prefer to stick with something that’s ...